Employing the logic our society uses concerning rape:

  • Anyone talking is asking to be interrupted.
  • Anyone carrying money is asking to be robbed.
  • Anyone eating is asking to choke.
  • Anyone drinking is asking to be drugged.
  • Anyone walking is asking to be tripped.
  • Anyone with a face is asking to be punched.
  • Anyone with a heart is asking for a heart attack.
  • Anyone with arteries is asking for an aneurysm.
  • Anyone not wearing a breastplate is asking to be stabbed.
  • Anyone not wearing a bulletproof vest is asking to be shot.

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ATTN: Crickets, cicadas, and all other manner of b.s. outside. This is an accurate picture of yesterday evening.

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