I was thinking about the Golden Globes

…and how when they show these glamorous red carpets. You always see about 3-5 big guys in all black herding around different celebrities. What do you think they do while the show is going on? Do you think they have seats and there’s just one big section filled with big dudes or is there like a room off the hallway like in elementary school for the janitors where they hang out until they’re needed?

I like to call this the: Tell Me Something I Don’t Know
Oh, you read my profile? Great. When I said I was taking improv, you should definitely proceed to tell me all about a subject I obviously must know something about. What? Asssscat3000? The most popular show at UCB? No way!
Oh, and I read Nietzsche? By all means tell me about a quote you saw on a movie about him. Don’t even suggest anything additional at all.
I would like to write a book about every man who has come incorrect on okcupid. 

I like to call this the: Tell Me Something I Don’t Know

Oh, you read my profile? Great. When I said I was taking improv, you should definitely proceed to tell me all about a subject I obviously must know something about. What? Asssscat3000? The most popular show at UCB? No way!

Oh, and I read Nietzsche? By all means tell me about a quote you saw on a movie about him. Don’t even suggest anything additional at all.

I would like to write a book about every man who has come incorrect on okcupid.