mtvother:

This is how everyone online is looking at this picture.

but really though. them eyesssss

mtvother:

This is how everyone online is looking at this picture.

but really though. them eyesssss

I need you all to know that if I die, my crazy ass roommate, David killed me because I just epically read him to filth.

thegoddamazon:

-sigh-
Can we not?
Can we stop acting like Obama is DIRECTLY responsible for all the bullshit America has been doing long before it would have ever been possible to conceive of a non-white president?
Can we stop acting like he doesn’t have scores of advisors, a SECRETARY OF DEFENSE WHO OVERSEES ALL DoD-RELATED SHIT, and people in his camp that are probably misleading him into thinking approving this shit is in the better interests of America?
Like…the same people I see defending Obama from racist white folks who are blaming him for America’s downfall, are the same ones I see blaming him for…oh wait for it…everything wrong with America.
Can we stop acting like politics and how the chain of command works isn’t murky, sticky business?
Like…can. We. Not.
Yeah, he’s approved heinous shit and a lot of his policies and speeches are complete bullshit, but let’s stop acting like the man has time to cross-examine every piece of paper that comes across his fucking desk.
He’s probably gun-decking shit just to keep the machine grinding on, and probably at the behest of all the people that flutter about his office everyday.
Let’s stop acting like he’s literally plotting against people and the only one involved in America’s dark side, as if this kind of shit didn’t predate BOTH his terms.

^mic drop^

thegoddamazon:

-sigh-

Can we not?

Can we stop acting like Obama is DIRECTLY responsible for all the bullshit America has been doing long before it would have ever been possible to conceive of a non-white president?

Can we stop acting like he doesn’t have scores of advisors, a SECRETARY OF DEFENSE WHO OVERSEES ALL DoD-RELATED SHIT, and people in his camp that are probably misleading him into thinking approving this shit is in the better interests of America?

Like…the same people I see defending Obama from racist white folks who are blaming him for America’s downfall, are the same ones I see blaming him for…oh wait for it…everything wrong with America.

Can we stop acting like politics and how the chain of command works isn’t murky, sticky business?

Like…can. We. Not.

Yeah, he’s approved heinous shit and a lot of his policies and speeches are complete bullshit, but let’s stop acting like the man has time to cross-examine every piece of paper that comes across his fucking desk.

He’s probably gun-decking shit just to keep the machine grinding on, and probably at the behest of all the people that flutter about his office everyday.

Let’s stop acting like he’s literally plotting against people and the only one involved in America’s dark side, as if this kind of shit didn’t predate BOTH his terms.

^mic drop^

(via annieskywalker)

One of my favorite memories of my mom:

We were in a Goodwill in Kentucky and we were in the plate section, even though she swore up and down she’d never buy plates from Goodwill. Anyways, that particular day she comes up to me with a plate and says, “Shit, Kilah. They have the plates where when you drop em they don’t break.” and she handed it to me, and told me to feel the weight, but I wasn’t convinced. So she threw it on the ground. And it shattered. 

And we ran out of the Goodwill so fucking fast, oh man.

I’m live-tweeting my apocalyptic demise all day.

This is the highest compliment I think I’ve ever been paid in my entire life. 

therestlesslife:

Ooops Barack did it Again :) Sorry Romney ^_* . Inna Modja

I think I’m secretly Inna Modja…

78% match on OkCupid. Yeah, I’m creepin. Yeah, he needs to find me.

In Defense of Crocs…

soashulmedia:

I understand that Crocs are the RoseArt crayons of shoes. I get that they are completely socially unacceptable and that the only people who can be forgiven for wearing them are Doctors and others in the medical profession. I even get that this preamble to what I’m about to tell you only reiterates the narratives about how horrendously unattractive these shoes are—but I’m defending my Crocs.

Wake up, everyone! Crocs have evolved. Sure, that weird mascot of a Croc person wearing Crocs is horrifying, but if you don’t get the shoes that look like a duck bill, you’re doing okay.

I wasn’t joking…


Once upon a time, in a land called “Orlando,” I worked part-time as a server at Coronado Springs (a resort at Disney World).

I bought some really crappy shoes to serve in, but quickly realized that insoles weren’t going to fix this situation. Enter: The Crocs outlet.

Orlando is known for outlet stores. What? You didn’t think Disney was the only game in town, did you? Anyway, the Crocs outlet carried tons of shoes for $20 and under. Comfort and inexpense? I mean, I get it, the big clunky clog Crocs are horrible, but they are for doctors and nurses and lifeguards. They do, however, make less conspicuous styles that are decent for every day. They are comfortable. COMFORTABLE! Like literally “floating on air” comfy.

So I am now a Crocs believer. I walk a boat load in NYC, and while looking adorable is always top 10 on my daily goals list, not wanting to punch a hipster in Brooklyn because I can’t walk any further is also right behind it on that list.

How do you feel about my ugly shoes? Have you ever worn Crocs?