bigbadblake:

Come to the beach (Taken with Instagram)

In Cincinnati, we had this waterpark that has since shut down, but it was called “THE BEACH WATERPARK” and the theme song was like:

Come to the beach, COME TO THE BEACH

COME. TO. THE BEACH. (come to the beach)

COME TO THE BEACH

IT’S EASY TO REACCCCCH

RIGHT ACROSS FROM KING’S ISLAND

COME TO THE BEACH (COME. TO. THE. BEACH)

COME TO THE BEACH

YOU’LL BE SMILING EACH AND EVERY TIME

YOU COME TO THE BEACH

come to the beach. come to the beach. 

…this made me think of that.

-fin-

That crazy moment when Erica T is on Groupon!

Discussing the best vanilla soft-serve ice cream in the world at the Cincinnati Zoo.

  • Me: It's seriously the best soft serve I've ever had
  • Ellen: I don't think I've ever had it. Where is it?
  • Me: Well, if you're in the zoo...
  • Ellen: ...
  • Me: It's near a pizza place, like LaRosa's...
  • Ellen: ...
  • Me: There's always a peacock over there......?
  • Ellen: ...

So I just watched this video shot for shot just to find me in it. There’s like three times. Which is cool because I left at midnight because I had to work in the morning. I should have stayeddddd but I’m so mean when I’m tired. Anyway, this video is still legit. And yeah, Foxy is amazing.

Let’s talk about how I’m in this video with Foxy Shazam. I’ve got Mickey ears and a purple wig. Far left. A few shots.

P.S. THIS ALBUM IS AMAZING. GET IT!

Cincinnati is the best.
spanishkyle:

This is why I love Skyline. A 3way is an actual item served there. 

Cincinnati is the best.

spanishkyle:

This is why I love Skyline. A 3way is an actual item served there.