Did you know drinking around the world was a thing at Epcot?

Did you know you can actually have a crazy dope time at Disney World as an adult?

When you at the drive-thru and you can’t find your wallet fast enough…



Up here in the cold thin air where I finally can breathe, I know I left a life behind but I’m too relieved to grieve

[Spoilers for Frozen] There are no words to describe the chills (hah!) I get watching a Disney princess build her own damn castle. So fucking awesome. 

man, I gotta see this movie. 

(via laughterkey)



  1. We need a JAFAR movie, and Disney won’t shell out the money for that if this movie bombs.
  2. Angelina Jolie’s kids need to be able to see a movie that their mom was in, and I’m not sure any of them are old enough to do that yet.
  3. The Villains at the Disney Parks won’t be made up all ugly and stuff if they don’t have to be, and this movie clearly sets the precedent for hot villains.
  4. Hot villains make villains less scary which makes the Disney gift-buying (especially when you have a bunch of nephews like I do) a lot easier.
  5. Hot villains means inherently-hot Halloween costumes next year that aren’t only hot for the sake of showing skin. I’m pretty sure Maleficent is wearing all-black-everything, but you cannot dare say she’s not fierce.

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mermaid-skeletons asked:

Hi, Akilah! I ran across one of your DCP Vlogs a while ago, and was wondering how you managed your natural hair/ what kind of responses your hair got during it. I start the CP in 6 days, and I'm really stressing because I don't want to have to straighten my hair for five months straight to comply with the Disney Look. Your help would be greatly appreciated. Thank You!



I actually didn’t go natural until after the Disney College Program, but I can give you advice on what I’d do now if I was going back!

The Disney Look is a pretty loose guideline. What they’re really hard on is extreme hairstyling and facial hair and piercings or tattoos. They won’t mind if you have curly hair, or a fro, or braids or twists—and those guidelines only apply during your work day. So if for 8 hours you just put your hair in a ponytail and wear a cute headband, you can do whatever you want on Disney property for the rest of your free time. With my hair now, I’d probably just do a wash n’ go, or on lazy days do a little afro puff or twists. I really hope that helps :D