I’m live-tweeting my apocalyptic demise all day.

God I hope the world ends in 2012…

I don’t know how much more bullshit I can take.

So now the rapture is supposed to be in October?!

It’s like he failed a math test and is begging for extra credit.

Can everyone submit their ideas for my “rapture/end of the world may 21, 2011” commemorative playlist?