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Why it’s hard to lose weight in America:

I went to McDonald’s. I know, go throw up and come back to your monitor.

So I decided to go to McDonald’s which—I pretty much never do to try a “frappe.”

I figured it’s a Monday, I didn’t sleep at all, my stomach hurts, things are generally kind of blah, so maybe a “frappe” will lift my spirits to tackle the next couple of hours at work.

I get to the window, and the clearly rushed anxious woman asks me what kind of sauce I want. I think I stuttered barbecue because she was making me nervous and the next thing I know I have a small frappe and 10 chicken nuggets and a small fry.

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with these nuggets?

GPOY—Darth Vader edition.
Clearly I’m the coolest person ever since I’m cheesing like a dork next to Mr. Darkside himself. Ho hum. My mom says I look fat in this picture but  IDGAF MOM I’M HAPPY WITH DARTH VADER.

GPOY—Darth Vader edition.

Clearly I’m the coolest person ever since I’m cheesing like a dork next to Mr. Darkside himself. Ho hum. My mom says I look fat in this picture but  IDGAF MOM I’M HAPPY WITH DARTH VADER.