Body Shaming or “In the Way” Shaming? It’s VEDA episode 9 (VAEDA episode 2) and we’re talkin bout Wait Watchers, the photographic editorial by Haley Morris-Cafiero.

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CB-1…?

I actually just saw a commercial for weight gain. Like, literally shaming skinny people into gaining weight. I understand it’s still wrong, but it just is so bizarre. In a world where bones are valued so highly, the fact that it’s profitable to sell “fat pills” is mindblowing.

Why it’s hard to lose weight in America:

I went to McDonald’s. I know, go throw up and come back to your monitor.

So I decided to go to McDonald’s which—I pretty much never do to try a “frappe.”

I figured it’s a Monday, I didn’t sleep at all, my stomach hurts, things are generally kind of blah, so maybe a “frappe” will lift my spirits to tackle the next couple of hours at work.

I get to the window, and the clearly rushed anxious woman asks me what kind of sauce I want. I think I stuttered barbecue because she was making me nervous and the next thing I know I have a small frappe and 10 chicken nuggets and a small fry.

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with these nuggets?

GPOY—Darth Vader edition.

Clearly I’m the coolest person ever since I’m cheesing like a dork next to Mr. Darkside himself. Ho hum. My mom says I look fat in this picture but  IDGAF MOM I’M HAPPY WITH DARTH VADER.