I’m so sick of hearing about what diets you’re on, what food group you’ve eliminated, how bad you feel about eating a bagel, how good you feel after soulcycle. I don’t care. You’re boring.
YOU ARE SO SO SO SO SO BORING.
I’m so happy you’re healthy and that your brain is consumed 99% of the time with what you or someone else is eating but seriously I don’t care to hear about it anymore. I’m so bored I could scream.
The moment I started eating processed-ass food all the time I started losing weight. The world is a scam.
There, now it’s on the internet so I have to do it. Which means I’m going to bed. Which means you could solicit some advice from me for this new video series I’m doing. And I could wake up and read it and love on it and love on you okay bye.
I kind of want to be one of those girls who’s like all about health and eating vegetables and wearing spandex and packing a gym bag and using her gym membership but the very thought is like a high-intensity workout that overwhelms me.