Musings of the Socially Aware
WARNING: Do not take this blog too seriously. It is all encompassing of the fleeting thoughts I have, even if they are just momentary. Don't read too far into me.
Hey peeps! I had a field piece air last night! In case you missed it, here it is!
The part about Lincoln giving people liberties. Just, please just watch I’m ugly laughing at work.
Oh god, parents make my Facebook stream totally worth it.
So my buddy at work was looking over his okcupid profile, and enlisted my help in responding to a girl. I wrote up something witty that might inspire her to put on pants and brave the cold to meet him for a drink.
We then got onto my account so I could show him all the weird messages I get. I go to the second page of messages, and he’s like “OMG I MESSAGED YOU?!”
He hit on me before I even worked here. Best. Ever.
Even better, I didn’t respond. HA!
Chris Rock is better than everyone.
A Message for White Voters.
I love Brooklyn so much.
When I was mad at someone in college, I would just take a picture of them from myspace and photoshop it into something ugly.
These are the conversations I have with my friends.
GVOY—in the office. (turn off Warm 98 right now, Carl. I will destroy you).
