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- He: Hey, why are you so glow-y today?
- Me: Me?
- He: Yeah.
- Me: It's sweat.
I hate working out
It’s winter, it’s too cold I’ll
Maybe just stay fat
Make it so that tumblr is only accessible at the gym. Pow. Billion dollar idea.
- Me: There's a fan in my room but I'm too short to reach the fucking string to turn it on
- Blake: SHUT YOUR MOUTH IM DYING
- Me: How hot is it there? Aren't there lakes?
- Blake: AJULAH SHUT UP ITS OBLY 73 IT 95 HERE AND I WANT TO DIE
- Blake: IIIM GOOGLING PICTURES OF SNOW
- Me: Move to New York!
- Blake: IM MOVING TO NIRWAY
- Blake: I DINT HAVD ENOUGH MONEY FOR NEW YORK AND NO ONE WILL HIRE ME SOZIM JUAT GOING TOZGO TO THE DESERT WHERE THERE IS NO HUMIDITY AND EAT RARTLE SNAKES
- Me: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa