taviatastic:

whoever said that you need to be thin and have a thigh gap in order to be glamorous has clearly never seen Beyoncé

me*

taviatastic:

whoever said that you need to be thin and have a thigh gap in order to be glamorous has clearly never seen Beyoncé

me*

(via hiolivejuicee)

beauty secretz

  • He: Hey, why are you so glow-y today?
  • Me: Me?
  • He: Yeah.
  • Me: It's sweat.
if you need me, I’m in the shower.

A Haiku About The Gym

I hate working out

It’s winter, it’s too cold I’ll

Maybe just stay fat

78% match on OkCupid. Yeah, I’m creepin. Yeah, he needs to find me.

Guys, I figured out how we can all get really hot:

Make it so that tumblr is only accessible at the gym. Pow. Billion dollar idea.

Apparently Blake is Suffering from Heat Exhaustion

  • Me: There's a fan in my room but I'm too short to reach the fucking string to turn it on
  • Blake: SHUT YOUR MOUTH IM DYING
  • Me: How hot is it there? Aren't there lakes?
  • Blake: AJULAH SHUT UP ITS OBLY 73 IT 95 HERE AND I WANT TO DIE
  • Blake: IIIM GOOGLING PICTURES OF SNOW
  • Me: Move to New York!
  • Blake: IM MOVING TO NIRWAY
  • Blake: I DINT HAVD ENOUGH MONEY FOR NEW YORK AND NO ONE WILL HIRE ME SOZIM JUAT GOING TOZGO TO THE DESERT WHERE THERE IS NO HUMIDITY AND EAT RARTLE SNAKES
  • Me: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hot black lady appreciation: Janet Jackson.