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Apparently Blake is Suffering from Heat Exhaustion

  • Me: There's a fan in my room but I'm too short to reach the fucking string to turn it on
  • Blake: SHUT YOUR MOUTH IM DYING
  • Me: How hot is it there? Aren't there lakes?
  • Blake: AJULAH SHUT UP ITS OBLY 73 IT 95 HERE AND I WANT TO DIE
  • Blake: IIIM GOOGLING PICTURES OF SNOW
  • Me: Move to New York!
  • Blake: IM MOVING TO NIRWAY
  • Blake: I DINT HAVD ENOUGH MONEY FOR NEW YORK AND NO ONE WILL HIRE ME SOZIM JUAT GOING TOZGO TO THE DESERT WHERE THERE IS NO HUMIDITY AND EAT RARTLE SNAKES
  • Me: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa