When you at the drive-thru and you can’t find your wallet fast enough…


Blindfolded Face Paint Challenge

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But really go look at this it will make you not think about all the horrible shit for like at least 5 minutes.


ask me tmi shit so when I get back from laundry I can bore you with my life.

Day 1 - Self Portrait. I just got to work and my boss wasn’t here yet. Yeah, I was late. Yeah, this is really good luck, holy crap.

I got tagged!

So I got tagged in this lovely meme by lostcause2390 so I’m going to answer her questions and then tag 11 people in their ask boxes:

What is the meaning behind your url?  No meaning here. I honestly just loved the word disenchanted, and the word dystopia, but I felt like the “double dis” would be off-putting so I settled for enchanted. In my mind, it kind of symbolizes working at Disney World.

What is the first thing you think about when you wake up?  How I’m going to be so effing late again, and how I have to wait until the clock reaches some even digit to emerge from my cinnamon-roll-esque cocoon of blankets.

Who is your closest friend and why? That’s hard to say. There are people I’m close with, and then there are people I have drifted from who will always be like family to me. 

What is one thing you can’t go through the day without?  Checking my email. I check it constantly because it’s constantly updating with youtube comments, subscribers, twitter stuff, etc.,

Do you have any tattoos? How many, where, and why did you get it/them? I don’t! I’m a wuss and I don’t like pain and I’m indecisive. I would regret anything I would get because I make bad choices. I prefer to just oggle other peoples’ awesome ink.

What is your favorite food? Grilled Cheese. Omg, I always can go for a grilled cheese, even though I’m avoiding gluten like the dickens and I’m trying to get in shape for summer.

What makes you happy? Hope.

What makes you sad?  Expectation.

Explain what love is to you.  I think love is an unconditional form of magic that renders its captives blind/deaf/willfully accepting of another’s faults because they see the unlimited potential for good. I think it’s the most beautiful thing in existence when it is real, and one of the ugliest things when it is faked.

What do you want to do with your life? what are your goals?  So so much. My goals are overwhelming. Short-term: I want to move to NYC, live among cool people, do a boring regular marketing day job and take improv and stand up comedy courses at night. I want to implement all of the things I learn in my youtube videos and eventually sustain myself solely from my youtube channel. After that, I’d like to be the first Black female anchor on Weekend Update on SNL. Waaaaay after that I want to travel and live far too much.

What is your favorite song?  It changes all the time. I have a favorite song for every emotion.

I have a pretty standard - Midwestern/American/News/Sitcom accent, don’t you think?

Tumblr accent challenge!

Record yourself:

1. Your name and username. Where you’re from.

2. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

3. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

4. What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

5. What do you call gym shoes?

6. What do you call your grandparents?

7. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

8. What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

9. Choose a book and read a passage from it.

10. Do you think you have an accent?

11. Be a wizard or a vampire?

12. Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

13. End audio post by saying any THREE words you want