I was thinking about the Golden Globes
…and how when they show these glamorous red carpets. You always see about 3-5 big guys in all black herding around different celebrities. What do you think they do while the show is going on? Do you think they have seats and there’s just one big section filled with big dudes or is there like a room off the hallway like in elementary school for the janitors where they hang out until they’re needed?
Next Tuesday I’m going to be an extra in Adam Levine’s new movie.
Next Tuesday, I’m going to marry Adam Levine.
“Of course, movies bear virtually no resemblance to real life, not even the kind that pile up awards. In movies, the world is either full of fantastic adventure and exhilarating heroism—or it’s a place so bleak, so cruel, so full of treachery and vicious competition and hopelessness that you want to kill yourself halfway through a box of Reese’s miniature peanut-butter cups. There’s no middle ground in modern movies; you either save a kingdom and marry a princess or you are shot to death by assassins hired by the evil corporation that you are trying to bring to justice in the courtroom of a corrupt judge.”
— Dean Koontz, Odd Hours