It’s New Year’s Eve.

The hunt for something gold and sparkly to wear tonight is on.

New Year’s 2k11: A Review.

-Was sick all day, but made it work.

-Went to the Kitty Kat Klubhouse. Pet some cats.

-Drank an entire bottle of champagne alone, did not realize.

-Painted fingernails.

-Posed for pics.

-Texted a cute girl intermittently.

-Texted my mom.

-Got sick outside of my car and in a bathroom. So considerate.

-Passed out on a couch in what appeared to be an abandoned elementary school…

-Woke up to two men trying to make me a nest out of couch cushions and a guy leaning on my hair…

-“I’m just a bachelorrrrrrr, looking for a partner. Someone who knows how to ride without even falling offff”

-Attempted to steal a chihuahua

-Told a girl she had ugly pants because she did and she was being mean to my friends so she deserved it.

-Left after our Kanye song got cut off.

-Ate nachos. Sobered up. Drove home. 

What an insane evening. There are so many gaps in my memory, but all the rest were good. Happy New Year!

New Year’s Fact:

I still listen to Will2K every New Year’s. In fact, I know every word to that song and became aware far too late in life that it samples “Rock the Casbah” another song that is awesome. I’m not sure if the 2000s can really be declared the “willenium,” but being the only person who still raps along to that song on 12/31 is pretty dope.