Musings of the Socially Aware
WARNING: Do not take this blog too seriously. It is all encompassing of the fleeting thoughts I have, even if they are just momentary. Don't read too far into me.
1. Dead or Asleep? This one is lots of fun early in the morning and is better with friends. Find a person who appears comatose and decide whether or not that person is deceased or just sleepy. Let’s be real though, no one wins if the person is deceased.
2. Find the Duracell Battery - You can exchange Duracell Battery for “rat” if you want an easier game, or “cell phone” if you want a more challenging one. While waiting on the train platform, choose the tracks on which your train will be arriving and look for a Duracell Battery. There may be more than one, but there is always at least one. The first one to find it, wins! (Or play alone, for personal gratification).
3. How Much Longer? - Self-explanatory (Bonus if you’re waiting on the G Train). Try to predict how many more precious moments of your life will be wasted because of “Train Traffic” or “Lost Signals.”
4. Will That Kid Catch the Hat during “Showtime!!!” - If you’ve ever ridden an MTA train, chances are good that 3-to-5 kids with a boom box have shouted “It’s showtime!” and started dancing and doing tricks. The best, most challenging trick involves having a hat on the shoe and kicking it behind the back and onto the head. I have yet to see a kid complete this trick, but I feel like they wouldn’t attempt it if it was completely impossible. Wagers start at 50 cents, but you can’t exchange money until they get off the train or else they’ll think you’re donating to their cause.
I think I’m going to be appending this list every so often to keep it interesting.
xoxo,
Grand Central #nyc
But really, does anyone know of any writing, social media-y jobs in NYC? Cause, I’m about that life.
Hey look, I’m trying that thing where you walk around and vlog. So I did this with Tiffany and basically this was our Kentucky Derby day in NYC!
Today I learned just how to twerk from this lady on the A Train. God love NYC.
Body, we’ve been on this earth for 23 years. Booboo, THE TREES ARE NOT ATTACKING YOU.
My allergies are killer too anymore. What the goddamn hell?
Yankees super fans (for the day)… (at Yankee Stadium)
Me every day.
(via oluwayemi)
Central Park. I was just here blowing bubbles two nights ago. Sometimes NYC can be very enchanting.
(via vinylreligion)
Things are insane. I left to get food before improv tonight (which I’m missing now) and (a) none of the credit card machines work at the restaurants and (b) there are so many cops and people in the streets. Like, I cannot handle the chaos. I should have left early.
