Greatest Story To Ever Happen in 2013.

So my buddy at work was looking over his okcupid profile, and enlisted my help in responding to a girl. I wrote up something witty that might inspire her to put on pants and brave the cold to meet him for a drink.

We then got onto my account so I could show him all the weird messages I get. I go to the second page of messages, and he’s like “OMG I MESSAGED YOU?!”

He hit on me before I even worked here. Best. Ever.

Even better, I didn’t respond. HA!

I like to call this the: Tell Me Something I Don’t Know
Oh, you read my profile? Great. When I said I was taking improv, you should definitely proceed to tell me all about a subject I obviously must know something about. What? Asssscat3000? The most popular show at UCB? No way!
Oh, and I read Nietzsche? By all means tell me about a quote you saw on a movie about him. Don’t even suggest anything additional at all.
I would like to write a book about every man who has come incorrect on okcupid. 

I like to call this the: Tell Me Something I Don’t Know

Oh, you read my profile? Great. When I said I was taking improv, you should definitely proceed to tell me all about a subject I obviously must know something about. What? Asssscat3000? The most popular show at UCB? No way!

Oh, and I read Nietzsche? By all means tell me about a quote you saw on a movie about him. Don’t even suggest anything additional at all.

I would like to write a book about every man who has come incorrect on okcupid.