This will go in my memoirs as “that year I painted my nails.”

Q

Anonymous asked:

I'm making a page of people I enjoy following and labeling them with their favorite Pokemon. So, do you have a favorite Pokemon, Akilah?

A

Jigglypuff:┬áCute. Sings. Draws a dick on other pokemons’ faces when they sleep. I can dig it.

GPOY: I really like this pearl/gold collar combo.

I bought the Lisa Frank flask…

Is this a midlife crisis? Is that what this is?

Throwback Thursday.

Sophomore year there was a glow party on campus with giant free tshirts (ugh) and paint and hats and stuff. I painted the words “vader time” on mine because that’s all I could think of. Stupid. I miss stupid college stuff.