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Me: “Why does lady gaga have that stick? Is she a drum major?” Mom: “She’s a major asshole”
"eff you chris brown, i hope you fall off the stage and break your effing face" -my mother really hates him…
"This is stupid. I tried to watch it, but damn." -my mom on Chris Brown
"There’s not a whole lot of words to this song apparently…but it’s still better than Chris Brown" -my mom on Rihanna
"Isn’t that Full House guy in the Beach Boys?"
"OH NO, CHRIS BROWN AIN’T COMIN BACK, IS HE?"
"Is Stevie Wonder reading a braille teleprompter"
"Paul McCartney’s still alive? Didn’t he divorce that bitch with the one leg?" I’m crying. My mother is nuts.
"Taylor Swift and the Disney Country Bear Jamboree"
- You could so easily cheat. Just move the boat around and act like you’re fumbling for red pieces.
- Any game where there’s no money to be made is not a game I’m interested in playing.
- You couldn’t become emotionally invested in little grey boats because clearly there were no people on them, so you didn’t care if you lost.
Honestly, Hollywood, you owe us.