Me: “Why does lady gaga have that stick? Is she a drum major?” Mom: “She’s a major asshole”
"eff you chris brown, i hope you fall off the stage and break your effing face" -my mother really hates him…
"This is stupid. I tried to watch it, but damn." -my mom on Chris Brown
"There’s not a whole lot of words to this song apparently…but it’s still better than Chris Brown" -my mom on Rihanna
"Isn’t that Full House guy in the Beach Boys?"
"OH NO, CHRIS BROWN AIN’T COMIN BACK, IS HE?"
"Is Stevie Wonder reading a braille teleprompter"
"Paul McCartney’s still alive? Didn’t he divorce that bitch with the one leg?" I’m crying. My mother is nuts.
"Taylor Swift and the Disney Country Bear Jamboree"
Honestly, Hollywood, you owe us.