Go follow me on Twitter I’m not soft grunge enough for these numbers…
I’m live-tweeting my apocalyptic demise all day.
Hi, I’m Akilah. I tried to go cold-turkey and quit the internet for a week. I only made it one day. It was the hardest day and I took lots of naps. I probably need rehab, but we’ll push that off until I actually lose my mind. How are you?
How are you not following me on Twitter yet?
I have a twitter, guys.
You’re gonna wanna follow me on Twitter.

I love him. Bah, this is so great.