Show of hands, who is celebrating Janksgiving this year?

There are some vegans getting hella bent out of shape over my article about avocados…

Like, it’s a comedic article about a stone fruit. Calm all the way down.

The more I read about pink slime

..the more I consider never eating anything ever ever ever again.

Beet, apple, kiwi, strawberry juice OR Beetlejuice.  (Taken with instagram)

drinking hot dark chocolate almond milk in bed…

Had ice cream and cereal and the dairy has completely messed me up.

Welcome me back, veganism.