The moment I started eating processed-ass food all the time I started losing weight. The world is a scam.
I need to make my boyfriend a cake that says “sorry for all my hangry words this week.”
I been hangry, y’all.
I kind of want to be one of those girls who’s like all about health and eating vegetables and wearing spandex and packing a gym bag and using her gym membership but the very thought is like a high-intensity workout that overwhelms me.