I’m freaking out and realizing how badly I need to get laid and also how much I’m obsessed with “Olitz” and how goddamn this show’s writing is so punchy and good.
So my buddy at work was looking over his okcupid profile, and enlisted my help in responding to a girl. I wrote up something witty that might inspire her to put on pants and brave the cold to meet him for a drink.
We then got onto my account so I could show him all the weird messages I get. I go to the second page of messages, and he’s like “OMG I MESSAGED YOU?!”
He hit on me before I even worked here. Best. Ever.
Even better, I didn’t respond. HA!
My friend Nessa (the best photographer around) is coming to visit this weekend! Preparing to have the best photos of me in existence taken. And to have way too much fun.